February 2012
Losing hours of sleep to talk to someone.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Watchkar-l0h:
teebag:
holy fuck wtf is she doing
the effects of tumblr…
Watchskeetbucket:
desxtiny:
nickysaurusrex:
I will reblog this everytime I see it … It always makes me laugh like an idiot.
i love this lol.
LOL
If sex with 3 people is called a threesome, and...
lmaobro:
I'm jealous of the people who get to see you more...
"Hey I'm taking a picture of you, so just act...
lmaogtfo:
Need a laugh? Click here!
If I woke up on a hospital bed, I wonder who would...
When somebody takes something from you and you're...
when-moments-blog:
Gemme my shit…
Ugh…didnt I say gemme my shit?
Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!
"I'm going to call your parents!"
youjustgellas:
Elementary:
Middle School:
High School:
yeah thats me alright (not the dude but the action)
This is helluh old
Those cute type of relationships
ayyetrish:
Sleeping on the phone
Making cute faces to each other
watching movies over the phone
Singing to each other
Webcamming
making each other smile
Joking around with each other.
Play games with each other
Go to places
Eat together
cuddle
